Only Best Whatsapp status
I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
If you love me raise your hand & you don’t then raise your standard.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave.
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed.
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.