Only Best Whatsapp status
Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
Space available for advertisement.:-p
I learn from the mistakes of others……to whom I have given advice to.
Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Pillow is my best hair stylist – Waiting for better tomorrow!
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat Friend on fire:-D
Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!
Read books instead of reading my status!
Available when get WiFi Network !!
Distance is suck… My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!
I’m too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity
I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
